MY SEX LIFE

Sure I've had a lot of women in my life. But most of them were on the run. Now that I've slowed down, I've settled down.

There's no denying that a lot of the excitement is gone now that I'm with only one chick. She let's me wear my ski mask but that's as far as she'll go. It's hard for me to get it up without a face full of mace.