I'M A DOG LOVER
The strange thing is the breed doesn’t matter but the color does. I’m very partial to black dogs.
People have questioned me about that but I can’t help it. It’s just the way I am. They ask me, what’s the difference between a black dog and a brown or white dog? I tell them that the difference is obvious and I can tell them apart blindfolded.
So they put me to the challenge. I made them swear there would be no tricks. A trick wouldn’t be funny. They agreed and I believed them.
So they blindfolded me. Then they brought in two dogs the way I told them to. They were amazed when I picked out the black dog right away.
There’s really no trick to it. The black dogs taste kinda like chicken.
(I tease The Jungle Princess that I eat dogs. That amuses her. She tells all her friends.)