Tuesday, December 07, 2004


(Tell me this wouldn't be a winner.)

Wimpy guy completes his order in a diner.

Waiter: Something to drink, sir?

Wimp: A soft drink please.

Waiter: What kind, sir?

Suddenly appears in the background a chorus of wrestler-types.

Chorus: (Chanting softly) C-O-C-A C-O-L-A. (On and on.) (Think the old Lava commercials.)

Chorus moves closer and closer, chanting louder and louder.

Wimp: I'll have a coke?

Waiter: Good choice, sir.

Chorus becomes friendly, pats on back, handshakes, congratulations.

Wimp: Thanks?

Chorus spots another diner trying to decide. They move off.

(Now tell me that's not a winner.)


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