OUR LITTLE GIRL HAS BECOME A WOMAN

Yeah, that’s right, our littlest one has been touched by the “Grow Up Now” fairy and has crossed that threshold. No, she didn’t get a tattoo or body piercing. Those are joys we still have to look forward to. How proud we will be when they happen. What did happen was she changed her favorite treat from roasted cashews to chocolate. There you go. What more evidence could you want that she’s become a woman?

We’re so pleased.

The only drawback to our complete delight is that she’s taken a week to eat an 8oz package of M and M’s. That is worrying me. It’s just not normal. I don’t think it will be a reflection of her sexual preference. After all, Rosie O’Donnell would probably ingest it all in one bite, wrapping and all.

I guess she’s just easing into womanhood.