MY LAB EXPERIMENT

I’ve just opened my lab. There’s a lot of stuff I’ve wondered about for a long time that sounded kind of phony to me. You know, things your parents told you and you wonder. So I decided to do some research.

Here’s one: They say a watched pot never boils. Now my mother and grandmother both told me that. How could that be? It didn’t sound right. So I decided to seek out the truth.

Here’s the experiment I did. It was very scientific. I heated more than a thousand pots of water. I carefully watched half but not the other half.

And here is my conclusion:

A WATCHED POT DOES BOIL, IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE LONGER.

You can carve that in stone.